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"Okay, so...how long has this thing been here?" I asked.

The usual sad smile appeared on the Mentor's face.

"Everything, Mark. The machine that creates everything."

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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

I’m not sure if i wanna meet the female version of me

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