Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
But they obsess over Finland instead of Japan.
"MOI. MY NAME IS JANE SMITH, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME TAHTI VANHANEN. I EAT SALMIAKKI FOR DINNER. THEN I GO INTO MY MAKESHIFT SAUNA THAT I MADE BY PUTTING A HOT GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL IN A RUNNING SHOWER WITH THE DOOR CLOSED AND LISTEN TO METAL. VOI PERKELE!!!! I’M AMERICAN BY BIRTH BUT FINNISH AT HEART. SUOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIII FINLAND IN MY HEART FOREEEEEEVEEEEEERRRRR! MOI FOR NOW."